Funny Shizzzzzz!!!!!

Hello mofos!!!! Damn its been a looong time! Well mainly cuz I got a damn job since the last post and i been busy makin moneyz! But I just wanted to share with you guys a few videos that I thought were HEE-larious!!! <333 LaKeia


P vs. McDonalds- Okay so Pharrell wants some Mickey'Ds before he flies outta Paris but its not open so he busts into a broadway like song to try to get them to open. Its McDonalds: The Musical!! Starring Pharrell and chick over the counter is not having it.




Geisha "Shit'n on you Hoe"- This tacky broad comes to us courtesy of Dade County, Miami which I guess is a real hood ass part of Miami cuz of the amount of songs I hear coming from there and plus Rick Ross shouts it out evry other song. This chick makes Trina look like fucking Tupac and that aint nan nada good.




Riskay "Smell yo Dick"- This is just....*sigh*...made for hoorats...made by hoorats thats all I gotta say. Btw none of the real videos would let me embed the vid on here so youre getting the sims version. They must know the shit is that WACK! lmao.




Someones mama shaking ass at spring break- I would never ever EVER! Claim my mama again if she did this bullshit!!



Halle Berry and Ellen doing the "Halle Berry"- I knew that song would get to her eventually find her.And I never pictured her dancing and having rhythm but she tried her best and thats what matters!!

Its Hard Out Here For A Pimp.....When he tryna get this money for the rent!

Hey yall Keia here and we all know we in a recession but I had to say to myself DAYUM!!!! when I see someones grandma and grandpa walk in the restaurant where im applying at asking for an app. Now they supposed to be at home baking cookies for the grandbabies not flippin burgers and sacking groceries!! Man Bush left us a steaming pile of shit! I say we all make a trip down to Preston Hollow in Dallas and give him a good ol G-stomp or 2. Hell it was so hard for me to find a job, i was thinking about doing the hoe stroll at my nearest corner. Lmao. Jk. But i know there was a few heffas out there desprate enough to be the newest Ladies of the Night. But anyways save yall moneys cuz one will never know when youll fall on hard times cuz i know if i didnt have the stash i had saved up man these past 4 months i had no job woulda been HELL!!!!!

<3<3<3 LaKeia

Its So Cold In the D!!!

Now ive been living in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area going on 4 years this may and its been quite the experience but theres one thing that I cannot stand....*drumroll please*......the MUSIC!!!! Now i dont know how many of yall live in the DFW area but it is the birthplace of such songs like Stanky Legg, Ricky Bobby, Halle Berry, Nature Walk, Not A Stain On Me, Check Out My Lean, My Dougie and the list goes on and on an on some more. Now i can only sit and listen to this bs for so long while other ppl sit back and request the hell out of it like its the best thing since free til 11 at the club. Oh and dont forget it aint a certified DFW joint unless it got some kind of dumbass dance to it. Who has time to learn all that shit anyway?! Mofos who aint got shit else to do thats who! I will simply shake my ass in the club thank you very much! I mean come on in the song Nature Walk this negro says somethin about Pootang Pie. WTF!?! And he tells us to Ric Flair with it. Now the only dude i know named Ric Flair is the old ass retired wrestler Ric Flair. So how in the fuck do you Ric Flair with it?! Now ill give the radio stations props for supporting the local artists and trust they support the hell out of em but ill take some smooth jazz, or some Coldplay (yes I said Coldplay dammit!), Jay-Z, Kanye West, or Sade anyday.

<3<3<3<3 LaKeia

*Sigh* Here We Go...

Word is K-Fed a.k.a Kevin Federliine is coming out with a kids clothing line? C'mon now....SERIOUSLY!? Why does every celeb or has-been always try and resort to putting out a clothing line? Do we really wanna buy clothes for our kids from a guy who put out a song called effin "Popo Zao"? HA! I think not.

“You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable,"says Federline.


Oh KevKev...we all know you have never paid $200 for anything in your life! Thats probably all he has in his savings.

I cant even fathom what the clothes would look like. Hobo/trailer chic with a smidge of rappers delight? I cant wait to this this shit!





B-T-Dub....Kevie baby....You are gettin a little porky. You need to get like who? MIKE JONES! WHOOOO!? MIKE JOOOOOONES!!!

Fat Aint Where Its At!

Is it me or are rappers getting bomb ass gym membership?!


Mike jones is looking mighty trim these days, isnt he? I mean,he's still REALLY ugly..but hey, at least he's not overweight AND ugly! Thats just too many problems to have! And Nore and Busta Rhymes had a little thin-spiration. The two are in a friendly lil compettition to see who can lose the most weight. Check it out on Youtube. Flab aint fab baby! I guess 2009 really IS the year for change, eh??