Its So Cold In the D!!!

Now ive been living in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area going on 4 years this may and its been quite the experience but theres one thing that I cannot stand....*drumroll please*......the MUSIC!!!! Now i dont know how many of yall live in the DFW area but it is the birthplace of such songs like Stanky Legg, Ricky Bobby, Halle Berry, Nature Walk, Not A Stain On Me, Check Out My Lean, My Dougie and the list goes on and on an on some more. Now i can only sit and listen to this bs for so long while other ppl sit back and request the hell out of it like its the best thing since free til 11 at the club. Oh and dont forget it aint a certified DFW joint unless it got some kind of dumbass dance to it. Who has time to learn all that shit anyway?! Mofos who aint got shit else to do thats who! I will simply shake my ass in the club thank you very much! I mean come on in the song Nature Walk this negro says somethin about Pootang Pie. WTF!?! And he tells us to Ric Flair with it. Now the only dude i know named Ric Flair is the old ass retired wrestler Ric Flair. So how in the fuck do you Ric Flair with it?! Now ill give the radio stations props for supporting the local artists and trust they support the hell out of em but ill take some smooth jazz, or some Coldplay (yes I said Coldplay dammit!), Jay-Z, Kanye West, or Sade anyday.

<3<3<3<3 LaKeia