20 Questions

Hey yall Keia here and there's been some questions thats been bouncing back and forth in my head for awhile and id like to see if someone could give me some legit answers!!

1. Since Bush fucked me over and never sent me my stimulus check, President Obama will you one up him and send me mine?

2.Will someone please give Octo-mom (AKA Crazy chick with the 14 kids) a job,a house and some meds so we can quit hearing about her everyday?!

3.Speaking of which how pissed am i that the babies sperm donor is black and this negro had the nerve to drag his ass on Good Morning America?!

4.Are we gonna start seeing a trend of "im bout to go to jail" shows a la T.I's Road to Redemption and Lil Kim: Countdown to Lockdown? And if so when is Chris Brown's coming on?!

5.Instead of talking about how black women should stop putting perms on their hair, shouldnt David Banner focus on making himself relevant again?

6.Ive heard alot of good things about it and it recently won Best Picture at the oscars but who do you know has seen Slumdog Millionaire?

7. Don't you wish Aubrey O'Day would sit her ass down?!

8. With Danity Kane's recent breakup and Day 26's inevitable demise, when will Diddy get it through his head that he cant develop and keep artists to save his damn life?!

9. Where the hell did Kanye West get his new "girlfriend" from?! But i have to admit she is top model fierce though

10. Why is Tyson Beckford's baby mama ugly as fuck and looks like a pre-op tranny?!!?

11. Are ppl so crapped out on ideas for shows that E! is coming out with a reality show about video hoes of all ppl?!

12. After Shaq's performance at All-Star Weekeend with the Jabbawockeez dont you think after he retires from basketball, he should become a permanent member of the group?

13.Black History Month is almost over already aint that a bitch?!

14.How long do you think Lil Kim will last on Dancing With the Satrs?

15.Am i the only one who doesnt fall for the Robert Pattinson is fine hype?

16.Hasnt LeBron James gotten sexier and sexier?!

17.Arent you proud Taraji P. Henson went from Jody's baby mama in Baby Boy to Brad Pitt's mama in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and got an oscar nod?

18.How many of yall went to Ihop for free pancakes yesterday and stayed for 3 hours cuz they were unlimited??

19. Krispy Kreme is one of 15 companies that might not survive in 09 and if that is true then where all the fatties at to save it?!

20. Is Flo Rida's new song "Right Round", that good that its sold over a million downloads in 2 weeks despite him dropping off the face of the earth?